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[Life Factory]

Good Song

That just really seemed to fit in with the theme of the flash. It is clear you've thought about this for some time, especally when it comes to the creation of the body from scratch.

I think that the graphics certainly need some work, as the factory looked too angular in places where usually there would be rounded edges (like when he gets dropped into the bone insertion and his crotch lands on that spike - surely that would damage the merchandise)

Do you have any more projects in the pipeline, or are you planning on making this a one hit wonder? I think you are capable of much more.

OrigamiNugget responds:

The bone adding machine couldn't have damaged him lol. He was just putty at the time. Pre formed, but not completely solid. That also shows when the first crane picks him up and his back bends. I'm really thinking into a possible continuance to the story. I just need some time. Thanks for the 7!

[Slash Returns: Ascension]

Glad you're improving

I've seen a lot worse, to be perfectly honest. There is little animation style, as the presentation is more of a slideshow (needs a forward button, I got bored waitng for it to flick to the next page) than anything.

The drawing is better than I could do, but that does not say very much. You need more practice with that and evein though you will reach EGSC soon, I fear your artistic skill will not progress enough to allow you to do that achievement justice.

Congratulations on your rankup though

SlashFirestorm responds:

Hopefully part three will have buttons. It's difficult to decide what's too short a wait, and what's too long a wait, b/c people read at different speeds...as well as if I should attempt any synching with music or not...so yeah, that is my goal for part three: LEARN HOW TO MAKE BUTTONS! :-D

lol, yes, my drawing "skill" isn't that good. But hey, after years of using MS Paint, I've finally become just as comfortable drawing in Flash, and I think my Flash-made Slash looks a lot better than MS Paint-made Slash, lol.

When I reach EGSC, something terrible will happen. The story will hopefully make up for my...limited graphics skill.

Thanks for the congrats, and for the review! ^_^

[Bbq-ish music moment]

Tenacious D FTW!

Well, here we are again with another of BBQ's movies. BBQ himself demonstrates that he has understood the concept of using flash and has shown to us many techniques that he has acomplished. While no lip-sync is used, the characters both move as if talking, thus making the animation look slightly more realistic.

The audio was a nice choice and the punchline was delivered with exquisite timing. As an appreciator of fine flash, I believe these are fine attributes for a good flash movie.

As a flash critic, one would have to ask that if BBQ is such an acomplished animator, why does he not push the boat out and try something more ambitious with this character? Something along the lines of Bohemian Rhapsody for example

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

As much as BBQ could do more intensive and high scoring animations,bbq does not wish to. Bbq gets his little joy moments out of entertaining people in little ammounts per time 'n stuff. You know.

Thank you for this rather deep review my fine sir.

[LL - Portal Fun SE]

Keep the old one on

I liked seeing Masterlock getting smacked with the ban stick in the first one (plus I want to keep a review :P) but this ending was better. I like how you managed to make Trash look very confused as to the lack of floor beneath him.

I like your style, it's quirky and the writing of this short flash was excellent.

MasterLock responds:

Meh, I just didn't think the first ending was creative. Thanks for the review.

[High School Daze Ep.4]

Love the concept

Though I've never personally seen students argue about the finer points of the English language over lunch before, this is a great laugh. The characters have developed well and I don't think they're completely done yet.

The retarded kid jokes are the same sort of thing we see in 'House' and other such American dramas now, where no-one's afraid to push the boat out just a little - something I feel society lacks now, keep that up.

$30 for a new girlfriend, sounds like a deal to me.

iAmBaSsMaN107 responds:

yea it isn't really that big a deal anymore. i mean everyone has seen Timmy and...that other crippled kid from South Park. thanks for the good review man

[Good~Will Kitty - Smoking]

Really needs voices

I think this would be such a great creation if only it had some audio to it, other than the background sound and a couple of music tracks.

The animation is good (with the exception of the fire, which looked somewhat lame, as if put there as an afterthought) I think you should have at least animated the Good Will Kitty to feel some pain when it burnt.

Still, a nice flash, I would like to see the product of some more practice

KraakenHex responds:

Thanks for the input. (like I said though, I did this in one night, so the fire really as an after thought, and I wasn't really spending a whole lot of time perfecting it, I was just making the message and stopping, pretty much.)

[Slash Returns]

You're so full of yourself

But that's one of the reasons we love you Slash. Welcome back and yes, I did enjoy your flash, though there was no mention of either me (:() or Ghost-Phantom (Who ascended to EGSC status during your absence)

Not really much of an animation, but a good way to let a massed audience see your story.

SlashFirestorm responds:

lol, I know, I am a wee bit arrogant sometimes...overstating my role in things...but hey, I don't have much of a real life! :sigh:

I will cram as many EGB members as possible into my EVENTUALLY-gonna-be-made "Slash's Hentai Intervention", I promise!

Yeah, the flash wasn't that good. But hey, it passed somehow, which is encouraging...I might use the format again in the future...vastly expanded, of course. ^_^

Thanks for the review!

[Mcdonalds Advertisement]

McShit

This brings a whole new meaning to the words 'Crap on a Bap', which is what some people call McDonalds over here in the UK. This advert makes me feel sort of hungry though...

At least this advert isn't pretending that eating shit like this is healthy.

Loved the guy's eyebrows. Simple animation - funny results.

Evan responds:

Haha, thanks. Yeah I thought it would be random to make his eyebrows rotate, so I did lol.

[LL - Portal Fun]

Take this further

Ok, so Master and Commie have the power to use portals. Even though Trash gave Master a savage beating, they surely need to come back for more mayhem.

I have to say the little joke about Chuck Norris was subtle and the funniest thing about the whole flash.

MasterLock responds:

WE SHALL RETURN ONCE MORE TO WREAK HAVOC UPON LOCKTOPIA! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[TooF Solid vs Croose]

I really hate the bleeps

It makes the toon like an episode from 'The Osbournes' or something.

Anyway, that's not to say this toon sucks. I like the style and enjoy the whole fight scene. Liked the little commentary at the end too, that's a nice touch.

Keep up the good work

MACception responds:

Your "8" says nothing about this sucking :D Thanks man, and, sorry about the bleeping, but, it's part of what makes TooF, TooF.