Guns & Roses on the Beach?
You missed a trick there, Craig my friend.
Give Sandslash a hat, guitar and a high pitched whiny prat who expresses his opinions all too much and you've got yourself a perfect Sandslash
Hitler's camoflauge has let him down this episode - he appears to be wearing my bathroom rug on his back. When will I be receiving this back, by the way, the floor is quite cold.
I shouldn't argue with him, those claws look quite menacing
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It should have arrived by air-mail by now.
So it begins
I meant to ask how you determined which route you take around the pokedex, to determine which critter would be the next that Hitler decided to add to his collection.
I can't really see any merrits of this particular one, as it looks like it has vomited on Hitler, which has probably not pleased him. Once he completes his pokedex, I'm sure that he will allow this particular specimen to have a word with the Gestapo at length about protocol and ettiquette.
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They are being caught in numerical order.
Blondie would have suited
Why has Hitler got blue hands and a black face, instead of purple hands and face, to match Jynx?
Not sure what the music is, but you've certainly got a taste for the orient, where a tune by Blondie would have been better suited. Thank fuck you didn't is all I can say, as Blondie sucks big time.
Liked the touch of giving him the Blonde mustache as well. it fits quite nicely.
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The original design of the Pokémon Jynx bore a striking, but possibly coincidental, resemblance to entertainers in blackface. A strong case can be made for Jynx being a parody of or homage to the Japanese Ganguro and Yamanba fashion trends, which were extremely popular when Pokémon was first released, but it can't be denied that blackface-influenced characters have appeared elsewhere in anime and manga - examples can be found near the beginning of Osamu Tezuka's early graphic novel, Metropolis and also can be found with Dragon Ball Z's Mr. Popo.
As Pokémon became more popular in the US, this perceived similarity to a racist image from America's past offended some. In particular, it had offended children's book author Carole Boston Weatherford, who accused Jynx of being a racist stereotype in an article titled Politically Incorrect Pokémon in the magazine Black World Today, shortly after the anime episode Holiday Hi-Jynx aired. Episodes later on are also either banned or cut in USA.
In response to this controversy, in 2002, Nintendo changed Jynx's face from black to purple and its hands from blue to purple in Pokémon games, a change which would be reflected in the anime three years later in Advanced Generation.
MetaPEApod!
Well, this was a simple conversion for Hitler. I'd suggest that you look in the background, as there are two concealed troopers from 22-regiment SAS. Watch out, or they will slot Hitler, before he gets a chance to complete his pokedex :P
I feel I should slate the people at Nintendo for this particular flash, because the Caterpie is a much better image than that of Metapod. Evoloution means to make better, so why haven't they?!
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Because newer isn't always better.
FUCK NO!
Man, I was expecting something for my special day / number thing. Awful music and a Welsh Pokemon?! What the fuck?!
Anyway, aside from me not being impressed by a Welsh (Leek-wielding) pokemon, I'd like to draw your attention to a couple of potential errors:
1) The wings are in the worng orientation. Rotate them around the 'z' axis about 20-30 degrees and they'd fit on Hitler's back better.
2) The beak is missing a black line for where the top and bottom join together.
If we had these two things dealt with, I'm not sure it would make any difference to the quality of the flash, but it would make me feel better about being affronted by a Welsh bird on number 83.
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Blame Nintendo.
Brylcream?
How does Hitler keep those spikes every morning? Are we talking a ludicrous marketing contract for some hair care product?
Still need to work on the left hand outline - I think that you could zoom in and get a closer outline, before applying the paintbrush in that liberal style of yours.
At least the horns and spine don't look as odd as the blue rhino thing (Sorry for confusing, but that's the search engine's fault, not mine :P)
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I actually have the colour all over Hitler initally and then erase what's not needed.
Horny teenagers :P
Wow, Mousse T. Vs. Hot 'n' Juicy takes me back a decade or so. Fucking hell.
Anyway, the drawing of Hitler is what really needs some work. Are you editing it in Flash, Photoshop or MS Paint?! The outlines of his left hand seem to have gone all funny and he looks like he's a victim of Chernobyl, rather than a fear dictator from the 30s and 40s.
The horn looked a little odd as well - maybe make the moustache a little bulkier, so that it downplays the odd factor.
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Photoshop, although sometimes it's touched up a little in Flash afterwards.
Tell me a story
Seriously, it's quicker to just send me the text file, rather than have this sort of animation let loose. Maybe you need to make the text of Ryan and Brian into shapes of actual people - it would just seem more believable to the human condition that way.
Also, Han Solo and the Milenium Falcon sucked balls. I never saw a Blue Falcon before and neither was it that shape. Rip a photo, we're not judgemental at all here :P
I think that with a few sounds thrown in, like the explosion and maybe a splat for hitting Ryan would be cool. Perhaps voices as well, but maybe that's going too far?
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I tried to find sounds, but my hard drive recently failed. So I got a new one and all the sounds were gone!
Thanks for the review!
You know, I stopped shaving to think of something to write here. That worked out well.
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