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Hmm... no.

Sorry, I'm not in on this one - a shame, because your repertoire was brilliant, promising and then poor, to be honest. You set the bar way too high with your first piece and it kind of fell apart towards the end of this year's collection. We know you're capable of a lot better.

There's a lack of plot here, you've changed one piece of the picture to say "fags" and the image of Hitler is hardly very animate. Perhaps give some audio from one of his ranting rallying speeches in Nuremburg, or somewhere and animate everyone's favourite dictator.

Again, so much potential is on show, but you're not cashing in on that potential. More work is necessary, to reap the rewards that are available to you.

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Speakonia <3

I love how it fluffs names with a 100% inaccuracy - this machine is fantastic for faux pas like this that make the episodes where it is used bearable.

It's a strange story and it really incorporates all sorts of art in the piece, though replacing them with meme pictures was a poor idea - stick to changing them for something like B, or StrawberryClock taking a dump, or the pube muppet getting caught wanking over SBC, for example.

It's good, but more potential to be great than actual fulfilment of this potential.

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Well, what could I really say? This was one of the pieces that takes the simple concept of B and gives it a new, but not necessarily original twist. There's only so much you can do with a single letter in red on a white background over 10 years, I suppose.

Happy clock day.

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Well, what can I say. There has been some requests to continue this series, so here's the 5th part.

Maybe I can submit the final part in 2017? This would be 10 years after the first part.

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Well, it was for Clock Day

So, this is a piece, regarding the most infamous flash in the history of Newgrounds. Some have gone on to offend more than B, but none of those have spawned 10 years of anniversary celebrations... yet.

You might have gone on a little to mention that SBC was a really talented animator, that everyone loved. Through his inspiration, people took up the tools of Flash and created their own works, hoping to emulate his wonderful style, panache and writing abilities.

The penguin was decent, though I was a little concerned by the speakonia pronouncing "2001" as "20-01". Surely it should have been two thousand and one, correct?

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Haggard responds:

Yes, but Speakonia didn't pronounce "2001" correctly. Maybe I should've just typed it out as "twothousandone" instead of typing the numbers.

Glad you liked the penguin. I didn't draw it in quite a long time and my drawing skills just suck. So, usually I can draw the penguin much better.

Happy Clock Day!

A nice mix of voices, music, animation style and panache. It's not what I'm used to expecting from you, but over the past few years, you've really diversified.

Did you pick Lorenzo Lamas, because he starred in something called "renegade"? Or was that just a happy coincidence?

The way the animation comes together, it certainly lays down a marker for all those of us out there wanting to make a less cartoony looking piece and something a little more serious. The deep voices and the dark setting, plus things like the choice of wallpaper give a lot to this piece, that could hardly be expressed through more traditional Clock Crew animations, speakonia voiceovers etc.

Well done, I hope to see more of these two.

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StrangeClock responds:

It's no coincidence that Lorenzo Lamas appears in the same toon as RenegadeClock, though originally all he was going to do was say "hey" and then not be referenced anymore. Then he became the spindle of this dramatic tale! Thanks and happy Clock Day!

Fucking Genius!

Wow, that's the funniest one so far. A great portrayal, almost a beat poem, with a short plot (do clock movies ever have plot?) and killer punchlines. I love the animation style and the way that it culminates in a very final ending for the piece.

You probably could have ended up with a punchline of Pineapple walking into the room, saying "hey Orange, have you got my gold, yet?" and seeing all of the corpses.

Still, well done and just what I was after.

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biblo responds:

Y'know, sometimes they do have plots!

Solid parody

Good animation style, good jokes and a well presented piece. I think that the continuity error or welding a piece of armour onto a guy's shoulder is going to reduce his lifespan dramatically, but if that's the way it was in Starcraft II's opening, then kudos.

I like how in some shots, he looks like a normal bloke, while in others, you've got him as a half-crazed maniac, who is just as ready to get bumped off by one of these machines, as he is to go out there on skis and kill whatever he decides is an enemy. Just why exactly did he have four chocolate bars in his backpack, as if they were powering up his suit?!

I never really played this franchise, but I've turned my back on Blizzard after what they did with Warcraft, since WoW has corrupted everything. But I digress. The detail of the flash is intricate, but from my point of view could use a little fine tuning, just to tidy up a line here, a shape there and so forth. Still, to properly appreciate it, I'll have to check out the proper intro / trailer, won't I?

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