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[lice vs crabs trailer!]

Sweet Jesus!

I'm so glad this is never coming to a browser near me! That' is one sick idea.

Aside from the obviously repulsive connotations of the subject material, I'll try to sum up the better points:

You did draw the crabs and the lice quite well - not sure why you made the lice look like centaurs, but it's not really important. I'd still reccomend zooming in, to make the drawing more detailed... also, but a tablet, it'll make things much better in the long run. I think you should have spent less time with the gratuitous picture of some guy wanking as well - perhaps make him just a topless guy, looking down his shorts or something...

[Review Request Club]

Bluemidgetguy responds:

The concept just kind of came to me. I laughed for about a month straight. This was one of my first so it's obviously not great. Concept is better than the art and animation.

Are you gay? All my flash movies you review you have to complain about the cocks - I think you have homophobic issues and you may be gay. You could easily say I'm gay and you're half right - but being so up tight, I bet you complain because when you see the cock, you get a boner and it makes you angry inside that your leading towards the male.

lol.

[Blockhead: Episode 10]

It gets more bizzare

Wow, I've waited for what seems like an age for the triumphant return of Blockhead. Welcome back!

This episode was really completely insane. I really liked the part where he drove the car (although I did feel really sorry for the owner, who sounded exactly like the Conscience)

Loved the advert for Halowe'en (Ghostmas) and I can't wait to see what you've got in store for us this year :)

I really dread to think what the Weevil hobo is going to do to the house by that time though...

[Review Request Club]

[House of Clocks]

More Clock Madness

Will this never stop? For the moment, yes, but we've always got another Clock Day come next year, I suppose.

At the offset, it looks like a really good flash, the way you focused in on Clock Day 07. Unfortunately, then it went rapidly downhill. The clock pictures look out of focus, poorly cut out and in the instance of the ninja-assassin thingy, poorly drawn. At least Speakonia worked well :P

Not too sure why you used Blue Moon as your chase music, but well, who am I to argue with an artist?

[Review Request Club]

Frenzy responds:

Lol, I wanted to use the Benny Hill Theme, but it took up to much file space, and I didn't want the filesize to be too big. Happy Clock Day!

[Skullhead 'Once A Year']

Instant Classic - Just add water

A really well done 'silent' movie. The soundtrack is awesome and the sound effects you use within are also really well sourced and used.

Your drawing style is so simple and yet so effective - I quite like the way you used the pink outlines for the bunnies, as it workrs really well.

The plot was well written and the punchline delivered with aplomb. Excellent work, when will we be able to see the next installment of this successful series?

[Review Request Club]

[Sprite turorial: Advanced]

Useful Tutorial

Not that I'm likely to be using a flash tutorial like this, as that's me, but this is certainly something that would prove useful for people who want to make sprite movies. I've never used flash before, but I understood what you were getting at with the whole tutorial, so I think I could ahve followed it from start to finish and made a reasonable animation of a spritely nature.

Any other plans for tutorials? You've got a decent knack for it... except those Start/Stop buttons, which don't explain what they are. Perhaps some sort of Speaker or music logo to inform people what's what.

[Review Request Club]

Dark-Heart responds:

Thanks for the review. Yes, I actually plan on submitting 3 more sprite tutorials.

[The Clock Day Aftermath]

Review # 519

Haha, good joke, Bahamut. You almost had me fooled for a few moments there. Then I woke up and realised that I'd gotten almost 500 points yesterday and that was Clock Day :P

Still, the newsreader is a different character that I'm not used to seeing in your flash. Please work on the mouth, as it's really starting to bug me. What can I say I'm a fussy bugger and somewhat of a perfectionist! The size changes, but it doesn't change shape for different words. I guarantee that you're flash will be more amazing with this little alteration

[Review Request Club]

Murray responds:

How about bigger heads?

[Super Clock Dance Party!]

Very Basic Loop

I'm not impressed with this submission at all. The music really is the only endearing part of the flash, while the loop looks like something that you spent very little time preparing.

I've come to expect more from you, as you have proven that you can animate, but this looks like very little time and effort was put in, as you are safe in the knowledge of a high score, due to Clock Day.

I'm not picking on you, I just feel that more effort would be called for.

[Review Request Club]

Imacow responds:

Yea this was just a short clock day flash.

Thanks for the review.

[Clock Crew Uprising]

I liked it

This was quite an impressive flash production. I didn't like the fact that there wasn't an ending, so to speak. Your animation techniques are progressing nicely and we will be seeing some truly amazing pieces coming from you in the next year or two.

The one thing that set it apart from the rest of the animations from Clock Day is that the use of people in the animation, alongside Clocks, which I thought was genius.

So, I suppose I've got another 365 days to wait for the next flash in this series...

[Review Request Club]

[Bahamut's Clock Day 2007]

Review # 516

Ah, the more traditional Clock Day Submission. I've watched a lot of flash (and voted on a whole heap more over these past 2 days) that I'm quite glad to see a well made flash like this shining through all of the crap.

I always smile when you use Speakonia, it's one of those wierd things that looks out of place, but is somehow right.

What's next for Bahamut (and his bruises?)?

[Review Request Club]

Murray responds:

I dunno which flash will be next, but the one after that will be my 50th flash. :D

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Review #514

I'm liking the way you showed us the different songs you've done for each clock day these past few years. I'm now wondering what sort of song you'll be giving us for next year.

So long as it's not Numa Numa, we'll be able to survive, I think!

[Review Request Club]

Murray responds:

Numa Numa = Doesn't say the word spin = Won't be on any of these sort of flashes