My god!
The looping really made me (and quite a few bemused faces in the office) sit up and pay attention. The robot noise itself was pretty good, though I did think your author's comments of "Turn it up" was certainly a sick joke.
Like Haggard suggested, put them all together into a large collection of similar sounds, leaving gaps between them, so that artists could choose which sounds were required. (It would also only take up one slot on the audio credits as well :P)
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