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Coop
You know, I stopped shaving to think of something to write here. That worked out well.

Will Cooper @Coop

Age 40, Male

Author / NG Mod

Old Skool

Vancouver, CANADA

Joined on 4/28/04

Level:
60
Exp Points:
39,210 / 100,000
Exp Rank:
250
Vote Power:
10.00 votes
Rank:
Sup. Commander
Global Rank:
31
Blams:
31,773
Saves:
98,588
B/P Bonus:
60%
Whistle:
Deity
Trophies:
1
Medals:
2,830
Supporter:
1y 1m
Gear:
7

Comments

TLDR

Of course - I would have expected someone who genuinely cared to still be reading it :P

AUDIO PORTAL, NOW!

-.-

Congrats cunt

Thanks

hahahaha :P

One of these days, someone will read my work...

how do you guys write so much Lol

Start with an idea. Run with it. I have been writing this story for a few years now and I'm just going to carry on.

dude that is so long...funny zendra is in there. we used to moderate retrogade together XD i'll have to read it when im done scanning the forums

Zendra was in the conclusion to Blammer 25. I had to make sure he was still in this one. I might even think about more cameos over time, but Zendra and reverend's have been the biggest to date.

It was a cool story, but who the heck is Denvish?

That's the beauty of it.

http://denvish.newgrounds.com

See if that can give you a head start in trying to find the clues :D

I found some more names for the Saves List. These are all people higher than ScottTowels as of now. There might be more that aren't in the top 300 in B/P yet.

georgeproject - 30409
Semaphore - 28963
ElDavid - 28762
Syslock - 24954
MessiaH - 24784
DeathW1ng - 24251
Rhete - 23771
Pikanjo - 22543
glover85 - 22119
STEM - 22070
Hades - 22053
Major-Blood - 22024
Deadchick - 21963
cobra0528 - 21201
the-puppet - 20911
Cynic8387 - 20777
Kamikazetomato - 20699
RandomFoolishness - 20572
JustCruizin88 - 20348
Justin - 19307
cHunter - 18785
firebot00 - 18199
LOLZILLA - 18455
chazzybigdog - 18158
richler - 17973
DoctorStrongbad - 17888
RohantheBarbarian - 17767
7380-9809 - 17330
DarKsidE555 - 17311
Lord-Darkaos - 17172
Pyro-911 - 17114
Norbert-Beaver - 16398
ShadowFlareX - 16074
piggyclock - 15872
Narusegawa - 15778
silverboi - 15763
Mechabloby - 15535
1337 - 15300
mac428 - 15232
Inlovewithdeception - 15077
Psykologis - 14700

I just kicked myself out of the list, didn't I? :P

O.o Looks like I've got some work to do...

blam mechabloby muwahaha

Interesting. How do you propose I do this?

*Thumbs Up*

Glad you liked it - any progress with the flash project?

Congrats on level 47. I was looking at all my old newb post when I found out. And look at all that gold.

Gold is good... unless it's molten and being poured down your gullet.

i meant ban..FUUUUUUUUUU

Oh... ok.

N****r.

Ooh, I love these games!

Number
Nurser
Nabber
Netter
Noiser

Stop me if I get it!

have you ever thought of making a NG short stories book? Get some of the best lit writers at the lit portal and see what you can come up with

There is a thread in the Writing forum, with the title "Newgrounds Anthology". I believe that we're trying to get the stories together and then go with a run, available from the NG Store.

I'd love to see that made and perhaps an invite back in the second version, if we make enough money to finance this one :D

can mods buy mystery boxes?

Yes - anyone can buy one, though I doubt that the admins would like to - it would be stuff that they used to own in there :P

oh i get it.

Get what now?

Awesome. I am a mere tinkerer by comparison. I bow to your storytelling skills. Such splendid lore. Oh, if this were a movie of apt quality I would be looking for the 6/5 button.

I might change the word visage for something more like " poor parody" or Shade, since we surely wouldn't have to strike down the true Bitey.

Glad you liked it - I've been writing for a long time, this sort of thing goes to show what practice does for you.

Thanks for the tip, I'll certainly consider it :)

Coop Why did you lock the thread i made 3 holes 1 choice? what was wrong with it wasnt Racist Pornorgaphic or anything can you please explain so i can refrain from making the same mistake again?

It was basically locked for becoming a spamfest - no disrespect to you, the thread did provoke a smile, but with questions like that, they descend into mayhem quite soon after inception.

I dealt with this at the first sign of trouble.

fuck i hat blam, i save most of the flash :D

Look at my ratio - Blams are now so hard to come by, it's epic to get every 1,000 milestone of them :D

So is this story based on one event? Like a day where spammers take their pick to flood? Or is this based on a period of time all mashed in one tale?

I'm more of a sci-fi man myself. Stories with knights and swords don't get to me really.
To put it bluntly:

Star Wars > Lord of The Rings.

Fo' sho'.

It's based on my career of clearing out the Portal. One chapter for every 1,000 blams I get.

It did shift from a sci-fi (Tankmen) to fantasy (Castle Crashers) setting around the time of the redesign, but more will be revealed when I post more chapters.

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