Summer of Metal!

2013-05-07 17:56:06 by Coop

So the summer is officially here - I've started wearing short-sleeved shirts to work and the cufflinks have officially been mothballed until about September / October this year.

And so with the sun baking me nicely on the M5, heading home, I decided to get a few new items for my wardrobe. Yes, while the weather was cooler, I did happen to get a new Iron Maiden T-Shirt as well, so I had to show that off with the new shorts. Basically, what I want to know is does Metal really go with the season of summer? I think it does, personally.

The summer is great for a couple of reasons - firstly, the cricket season rolls around again, so I get to make an arse of myself in the name of sport and secondly because by wearing shorts, I can show off one of the better features of my physique: My legs.

Now if you're the sort of person who wants to see more of my legs (personally, I think that my thighs are better), then you need to do something about it. Simply send me a PM, saying "Coop, I just can't get enough of your sexy legs!" and I will oblige, by showing even more flesh in my next photo shoot. Perhaps we can come to some sort of arrangement, who knows?

So, what do you think?

Summer of Metal!


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2013-05-07 18:44:51

no shuT theFUck UP idiOT!!!11

Coop responds:

I think that there's a problem with your shift key - too much wanking over the keyboard.


2013-05-07 20:39:23

hey coop remember when you banned me a lonnnggg lonnng time ago?
You probably don't.

(Updated ) Coop responds:

Your name rings a bell, but I don't remember what for. Forum or reviews?


2013-05-07 21:17:30

not sure why, but this is disturbing.

(Updated ) Coop responds:

What, is it the legs, or the Ancient Mariner? Be honest.


2013-05-08 03:21:46

Ah, it does seem summer is here to stay. On sunny days, evacuation from computer room is inevitable due to an unbearable wave of heat surging the windows, open or not; overall working efficiency drops by 15% during afternoon. Answering yer questions, summer and metal seem like a great combo... but not with those shorts man!

Coop responds:

There is nothing wrong with the shorts, dammit!


2013-05-08 07:25:14

i suppose it's a conglomeration of different things

Coop responds:

I am eclectic, so I shall wear what I want. It's not like I'm dressing like a complete abomination, after all.


2013-05-08 12:28:36


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2013-05-13 19:36:59

I can't get over how white you look.

Not in terms of your skin colour, but I mean the metal t-shirt with combat shorts combo. The only thing missing is white socks and sandals to complete the look!

Coop responds:

I haven't worn socks and sandals since I was about 6 years old. That's a long time ago.


2013-06-01 05:46:26

wolf is me youre the sex in the red dress

Coop responds:

I've got better tits than her.