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You know, I stopped shaving to think of something to write here. That worked out well.

Will Cooper @Coop

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What a load of balls

Posted by Coop - June 1st, 2012


Well, the cricket season is well underway and I've done a bit of everything - bowled a few overs, took some wickets, scored a few runs and there's even a catch in there, when I played the field. This weekend marks the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Elizabeth II of England, Great Britan and various other former colonies abroad. That's less important, as it also marks my debut as the Sunday XI captain for my local team, Cookley CC.

I've scraped together a side and hopefully we'll be able to get 11 able bodied soldiers out there, to have a whack at the opposition, subject to weather conditions. I've also turned up at the league meeting and had to pay £173 for registration and 10 match balls. Now I'm no economist, but I think that's a little steep. Still, not to rock the boat, just pay the man, collect your balls and move on. Hopefully we'll save some and be able to use them for next year, who knows?

Right, here's a pic of the balls, which I now have to keep clean and undamaged for the next few months. I can only really finger four balls per hand, so that leaves two hard, spare, shiny red balls in the box, just in case. Okay, my puns aren't as funny as those on Futurama.

What a load of balls


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I've always liked a man with a nice set of balls

Shiny, hard balls as well, Luis.

Plus, I'm a man, who knows how to use them - check out the finger work ;)

BALLS OF STEEL!

Leather, but I believe that leather is a much kinkier material.

I adore facial hair but you look much better suited without it Coop.

Also, ball joke.

Well, we lost a game to the weather on Sunday. All I've got to do is lose a game to weather on home soil and I get a net profit of two balls.

I think that I look pretty decent without facial hair, but a close cropped goatee suits as well.

Gagsy lies. To chop off that hair was tolerable, I could've gotten used to that.

But when you massacre that epic beard well... I don't think we can be friends anymore.

Ooh, a fight is brewing for my facial hair. Perhaps Movember will have some special deep significance for me this year, who knows?

I wonder how you got that T-shirt with the NG logo on it. =P

Bought the Mastermind shirt from the store, bought the tank patch kit, customised it. A needle and thread to bind it properly, in case the sticky gives out, I used to be in the scouts, you know.

I think you should attempt the unkempt '5 o'clock shadow' look. Well more than 5 o'clock actually, more on the edge of hobo o'clock. Thats a good facial hair look. It could look rather sexy on you mister Coop.

Also I feel bad for not making a proper ball joke, so here goes;

You certainly look at ease with a couple of pair of balls in your hand there Coop.

So do you mean shave my neck hair and keep chin and cheeks for a shaded effect? I might give it a go.

You should see me polishing snooker balls. You'll be surprised at just how much of a shine I can get on them ;)

Everyone keeps shaving their beards...

Hmmm... this places even more significance upon Movember. Care to sponsor me?

No. I may be funny, but I am not Welsh. I have to draw the line somewhere.

Balls of leather? Now what do bondage enthusiasts think of that?

I wouldn't know. Today's game made me feel like a masochist, chasing leather for 3 hours, having a total of 300+ to chase down. We managed 105 in reply, so it wasn't the best of games for us.

You look better with a clean shave and haircut... Otherwise I think if I saw you on the street I'd mistake you for a vagabond...

A vagabond? My word, I would never dream to look so uncouth. One's facial hair has been cultivated to a fine specification over the years and will continue to do so, regardless of whether any is actually grown or not.

Oh good I'm not late. I thought of one!

So Coop, I see you're holding some red balls.. You must be more used to some blue balls amirite.

Thank you, thank you, I'm hear all night ladies and gentlemen!

*Stops clock*

Wow, it took you... well under a month to get that one.

You know it was well worth the wait~

Yes, but then we would also consider it worth the wait for Rooney to play a decetn game of football when it mattered.

i enjoy your balls

Balls - apocalypseven approved

Do you always wear a baseball hat while holding cricket balls?

No, sometimes, I wear a cricket hat.

I now believe you are Murdock from the A-Team. Don't tell me otherwise, I won't believe you.

Guess I'm Howling Mad, then...