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You know, I stopped shaving to think of something to write here. That worked out well.

Will Cooper @Coop

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Hey, a good use for this Emoticon!

Posted by Coop - July 29th, 2010


"Jeez man, what the hell happened to you."

"I took a cricket ball in the face."

Wow, that sounds so... well, it doesn't sound like I got into a fight or anything worthy of being proud of, to be honest, as we came up short in the match and I came back with a black eye (see below). Running to a straight position, I ended up with a manageable ball, which bounced quite high. I moved my hands to above my head, anticipating that the ball would (hopefully) slap my hands and stay in play, saving a few runs.

Sadly, my calculations forgot that key part of Newtonian Physics - the theory of gravity, which pulled the ball below my hand and into my eye / eyebrow area. Following on from earlier references to Newtonian Physics, I hit the deck like a sack of spuds and went through my reboot sequence, to try and remember what day it was.

Well, with the bruise seemingly getting worse every time I look at it, I'll be posting updated pictures of how this looks no doubt, so check back for more pics.

Hey, a good use for this Emoticon!


Comments

OUCh,Hey always look on the bright side at least it wasn't a bowling ball.You would be dead

Bowling balls don't bounce over head height :P

Coop this might make it easier for you but your 3 clubs in your sig are some times not always on the most recent page such as this
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/370896/43">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/3 70896/43</a>
to make it go to the most recent page every time they click on it you add 9999 to the end as so
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/370896/9999">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/3 70896/9999</a>
BOOM most recent page.

It won't make it easier - the three links in my signature link people the the latest updates. I don't want to link them to the most recent page, otherwise I would have done that already.

I've known about that little trick since before you signed up, kiddo :P

Just say you got sucker punched. Just don't mention it was a cricket ball. ;P

I'd have been glad of the wound if we'd have won though >:(

ill buy you a pint for your troubles =3

Sweet. Southern Comfort please. 1 pint thereof.

Lol, cricket. How British.

ENGLISH, DAMMIT >:(

See, THAT doesn't match the beard. =(

Looks like it will look out of place at the London Meet :P

You should grow your hair out.

I can't stand it when it gets long. There are benefits of being able to throw it about when thrash is on, but other than that, it becomes such a ballache.

Keeps your head warm in the winter. Plus you look amazing in front of a fan. I'd never cut my hair.

I look terrible with my hair grown long and a suit.

Wear it in a ponytail?

No - you lift up a ponytail and there's an arsehole underneath.

That what you get for fucking my wife.

>:C

If I'd have fucked your wife, I'd have had two black eyes from her tits slapping my face :P

chicks dig scars maaaaaan

But no scar - just a bruise. I'd rather keep scars where they can be unveiled at a later date, as opposed to the question that comes up about 3rd on a first date :P

Tell everyone you got the black eye from fighting a bear. You will get all the ladies.

Too late, it's started to fade. Now it looks like I've got jaundice :(

If you grow your hair long enough you can call it a stallion tail. You have the facial hair for one anyway.

It won't last...

OH SHIT

I just noticed your profile blurb. You are now my favorite mod.

Iron Maiden FTW! *headbangs*

Also, are you getting The Final Frontier? 16th of August - download the first track free!

HELL YES I'M GETTING THE FINAL FRONTIER

In the past week I've listened to A Matter of Life and Death at least five times. Love that album so much. Literally everything about my account is Iron Maiden aside from my username.

Up the irons from the US.

"Up the irons from the US"? I thought they were formed in Leyton in London, UK :P

"I took a cricket ball in the face."

You are....SO....BRITISH.... D:

I can't argue with that.

If you got rid of the facial hair and got a normal haircut, you'd be a chick magnet.

I already am a chick magnet

"Up the irons" is followed by whatever country you're in.

lern2Maiden

I've been a Maiden fan for the best part of a decade and I've honestly never encountered that.

You've never heard up the irons before? It's posted on almost any Maiden video on Youtube. It got used on a bunch of their licensed merchandise. If you search for "up the irons" on Wikipedia it redirects to Maiden's page.

Clearly, I'm not metal enough :P

that's fucking metal.

It ain't no more - it's nearly gone, which is a shame.

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