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Coop
You know, I stopped shaving to think of something to write here. That worked out well.

Will Cooper @Coop

Age 41, Male

Author / NG Mod

Old Skool

Vancouver, CANADA

Joined on 4/28/04

Level:
60
Exp Points:
39,210 / 100,000
Exp Rank:
263
Vote Power:
10.00 votes
Rank:
Sup. Commander
Global Rank:
35
Blams:
31,773
Saves:
98,588
B/P Bonus:
60%
Whistle:
Deity
Trophies:
1
Medals:
2,830
Supporter:
1y 1m
Gear:
7

A statwhore's birthday

Posted by Coop - April 28th, 2009


This time last year, I was getting ready to go on Holiday. This year, I'm getting myself ready to sell my best friend off into slavery... I mean marriage. Now that I've got a Newgrounds account that's 5 years old, I want to see what's what with my stats, a la gfoxcook :P

Experience
2009 Target: 18,230
Current: 18,230

Surprise surprise, no deposits missed. Let's add another 3,650 to the total for next year's target, making a nice total of 21,880 for this time next year.

Experience Rank
2009 Target: Top 200
Current: 187

Well, looking at Bahamut's list, I'm quite capable of getting to the top 150 this time around. I think a challenge would be gunning for the top 130, so let's give it a shot.

Level
2009 Target: Level 41
Current: Level 41

By the standards of the predictable achievements, this is another one, so let's gun for Level 45

Blams
2009 Target: 20,000
Current: 20,716

I've managed to pick the pace up nicely this year, so let's go for 25k and see where we end up in a year's time

Saves:
2009 Target: 32,000
Current: 35,570

Clock Day made a big difference to the massiveness of the gap. Let me think about this, as I put down 13k last year. Let's strive to add more to this and reach 50,000 Saves. I think 49k was about the limit, but I love to push higher, especially for big numbers like that! Hindsight makes me thing I'll be closer to 49k, but that's a trifle defeatist.

Total B/P
2009 Target: 54,000
Current: 56,286

Hmm... Well, considering that I managed to reach the targets set for last year, let's stick with the revised targets for this year and throw caution to the wind: 75,000 B/P is the target. That's going to make me sweat.

B/P Rank
2009 Target: Top 40
Current: 38

Thanks to Bahamut again for this, I can check where things could shake out for 1 year's time, including passing iscrulz for B/P (:P) Do I dare to dream of the top 20?! No, I'll hedge my bets and head for the top 25 this time, though I'm confident that I can get further up than that.

Posts
2009 Target: 15,000
Current: 14,385

Okay, I haven't had that much joy this year in the posting department, though given that I'm making strides at the moment, things might be looking up. 17,000 Is the target for this time next year, which is modest, but I've not made a spam goal in 2 years :P

Flash Reviews
2009 Target: 1,500
Current: 1,258

Well, a late spurt didn't really stand any chance of bringing me back into contention for the review totals. However, let's employ a new strategy, that's called "I'm a review mod and I'm going to lead by example". I'm going to try and put down 400 Flash reviews this year and gun for the total of 1,650 over the next year.

Flash Review Responses
2009 Target: 1,000
Current: 745

Okay, I can see if I can get up closer to the 1k, but revising the target down to 900 is my decision - I'm not reviewing that much at the moment, like I said. We'll see.

Audio Reviews
2009 Target: 600
Current: 544

I've stopped reviewing audio, but I might come back to it at some point. Perhaps the target will be set at 600 for the year, see how things pan out.


Comments

7 out 11 goals achieved. Not bad, but I guess your stat whoring needs are not fulfilled? ^^

The breakdown of the RRC and the examns I had last month affected my reviewing pace a lot. I almost stopped, only reviewing ocasionally every now and then. I have to pick up if I want to reach my own reviewing goals...

Anyway, happy 5th NG birthday! ;)

Yeah, I just don't have the time to be reviewing the sheer volume of Audio submissions. If someone wanted to take up the mantle of running the club again, I might get back into it, but I doubt that I'll be hitting the 100% rate every week again :P

400 flash reviews will be a challenge for you, at your current rate. I wish you luck on reaching that and all your other goals, as well. :)

Congrats on 5 years. Does it feel like it's been that long?

Well, the pace has picked up again over the past few weeks, so just over 1 review per day isn't really all that much. I've just got to keep pushing on.

Yes, it does feel like 5 years since I signed up. That was the day that we got Broadband at home and I salute the day :)

Ah, I new I was here a bit longer than you. :P The birthday goes by quickly, but it's the first "special" newgrounds birthday that you receive. Not really another one until year 10 I assume.

Well, I'll still mark the NG Berfday every year - they're all special and I can tally the milestones for one year's worth of stats every time.

Great stats man and good job reaching most of your goals. Also, be back at audio reviewing please ;).

I just need the correct motivation to do that. Perhaps with what we've discussed, I might be back to it sooner, rather than later

Sod you and your awesome stats. I'd be level 34 if I actually bothered to deposit every day and I'll only get to 28 this year :(

Also, I can't believe that Transformer guy got modded on the basis that he has access to copius amounts of gay porn. Wade must be losing it :P

If I'd deposited every single day of my 5 years, I'd have 50 more experience points :P

Also, I'll let you think what you want about Wade, but Gay Porn is a very massive bargaining chip. It's why I'm still a moderator

You damn Jew think you can pass me in flash reviews well think agian you greedy shumck I am on unstoppable ramage of reviewing this day. So be ready to be blown out of the sea.

There are 3 rings in a marriage the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering. Feel free to use that at the reception when the faggot camera guy hands you the microphone, in your zapp brannigan voice.

I'll do that, just before I drop my trousers and streak across the 18th green at the golf club.

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Congrats! You did a lot of improvement this year!

I'd hardly call gaining stats bettering myself. Still, I have climbed high over this past year :)

lol now that dedication lol voting everyday blaming and saving everyday and reviewing.. geez machine lol

It doesn't take much effort, to be honest. I just check the portal a few times a day and I get the points that are available. Things like posts just come along as part of the conversation and the reviews get left for flash and audio that I think either deserve it, need it, or have asked for it.

5 years is a long time and I've made the most of being on this site, I feel.