Angry Faic is present due to my neck feeling like it's herniated every single disc from my skull down to my shoulder blades. I've been up and sat at my desk since 0730 and we're now at 2255... I've spent about 15 and a half hours sitting at a desk wading through the stuff coming through the portal today.
Yes, last year's personal best of 498 Saves has fallen. I'm now somewhere around 748 Saves, with the official figures being released tomorrow. I've passed X-Naut and Major-punk on the Top Savours List, but must advise citizens that I have been passed by iscrulz. Please be vigilant, for he remains at large. Please consider him armed and dangerous and do not under any circumstances approach him.
But wait, there's more. I didn't just do this today, no! I had much more happen in my wonderful world this fine day.
1) I ordered a spangly new laptop, which will allow me to take Newgrounds with me to work, thus stopping any sarcastic comments about me using company machines for personal use. Trust me, it's worth it just to stop the hassle!
2) I won a competition. I received a cheque for £20 this morning for a magazine competition that I'd forgotten about entering. This will go towards the laptop fund... I only need to win another 29 competitions to break even now!
3) I had my photograph taken for the local paper - I was complaining about the state of the roads, as it's got beyond a joke to ride my bike along these ruts that have formed in the road surface. Cue face of disgruntled resident #27. This will probably get me disowned by my grandmother, as she can be weird about people wanting to be in the papers.
4) I did some good old fashioned DIY (Do It Yourself) *hur hur* Made a shelf to put my ever expanding DVD collection on and was testing to see if it fit in the alloted space, when my dad noticed that the shelf didn't fit flush to the wall - there was about an inch gap between the shelf and the wall in the middle, which was puzzling. Out conclusion is that the wall wasn't built straight in the first place. Fucking Cowboys! I then had to make a trip to the hardware store to grab a piece of wood, which was too long for the car. Cue me driving through town with a piece of wood sticking out of the passenger side window, threatening pedestrians.
5) You've never seen a lawn mown so fast in all your life. I managed to do that and get everything tidied up around it without missing a beat on the portal. Granted, the DIY Store jaunt did cost me about 30-40 points, but it's something to aim for during next year's Clock Day. I'm going to have to set my sights on the 1,000 Point mark, aren't I?
Oh and still no sign of that Blam that I've been seeking for two years on this date!
So, what's everyone else been up to? Stats? Events? Talk to me!
iscrulz
Want some candy young man. Be a good boy and come into my van deary.
That blam isn't coming ever.
Coop
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
*runs away screaming deliriously*