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Coop
You know, I stopped shaving to think of something to write here. That worked out well.

Will Cooper @Coop

Age 40, Male

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Vancouver, CANADA

Joined on 4/28/04

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Comments

I've always liked a man with a nice set of balls

Shiny, hard balls as well, Luis.

Plus, I'm a man, who knows how to use them - check out the finger work ;)

BALLS OF STEEL!

Leather, but I believe that leather is a much kinkier material.

I adore facial hair but you look much better suited without it Coop.

Also, ball joke.

Well, we lost a game to the weather on Sunday. All I've got to do is lose a game to weather on home soil and I get a net profit of two balls.

I think that I look pretty decent without facial hair, but a close cropped goatee suits as well.

Gagsy lies. To chop off that hair was tolerable, I could've gotten used to that.

But when you massacre that epic beard well... I don't think we can be friends anymore.

Ooh, a fight is brewing for my facial hair. Perhaps Movember will have some special deep significance for me this year, who knows?

I wonder how you got that T-shirt with the NG logo on it. =P

Bought the Mastermind shirt from the store, bought the tank patch kit, customised it. A needle and thread to bind it properly, in case the sticky gives out, I used to be in the scouts, you know.

I think you should attempt the unkempt '5 o'clock shadow' look. Well more than 5 o'clock actually, more on the edge of hobo o'clock. Thats a good facial hair look. It could look rather sexy on you mister Coop.

Also I feel bad for not making a proper ball joke, so here goes;

You certainly look at ease with a couple of pair of balls in your hand there Coop.

So do you mean shave my neck hair and keep chin and cheeks for a shaded effect? I might give it a go.

You should see me polishing snooker balls. You'll be surprised at just how much of a shine I can get on them ;)

Everyone keeps shaving their beards...

Hmmm... this places even more significance upon Movember. Care to sponsor me?

No. I may be funny, but I am not Welsh. I have to draw the line somewhere.

Balls of leather? Now what do bondage enthusiasts think of that?

I wouldn't know. Today's game made me feel like a masochist, chasing leather for 3 hours, having a total of 300+ to chase down. We managed 105 in reply, so it wasn't the best of games for us.

You look better with a clean shave and haircut... Otherwise I think if I saw you on the street I'd mistake you for a vagabond...

A vagabond? My word, I would never dream to look so uncouth. One's facial hair has been cultivated to a fine specification over the years and will continue to do so, regardless of whether any is actually grown or not.

Oh good I'm not late. I thought of one!

So Coop, I see you're holding some red balls.. You must be more used to some blue balls amirite.

Thank you, thank you, I'm hear all night ladies and gentlemen!

*Stops clock*

Wow, it took you... well under a month to get that one.

You know it was well worth the wait~

Yes, but then we would also consider it worth the wait for Rooney to play a decetn game of football when it mattered.

i enjoy your balls

Balls - apocalypseven approved

Do you always wear a baseball hat while holding cricket balls?

No, sometimes, I wear a cricket hat.

I now believe you are Murdock from the A-Team. Don't tell me otherwise, I won't believe you.

Guess I'm Howling Mad, then...