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Coop
You know, I stopped shaving to think of something to write here. That worked out well.

Will Cooper @Coop

Age 41, Male

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Old Skool

Vancouver, CANADA

Joined on 4/28/04

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What's with this surly coat stealing wench I keep hearing about? Supposedly a midget too?

It all sounds quite amusing.

It wasn't amusing when she ransacked the pile of coats and made off with mine. I'm really glad that I left the car, house and office keys at home, despite the fact that I got everything back, as did the other two unfortunate souls, whom she pilfered from.

She was just ratfaced man, completely incohereant and probably willing to bang any of us for a free drink.

At least I think she asked me for a free drink.

She was yelling something to do with her boyfriend. He must be one hell of a patient man, or she must be much easier to deal with when sober...

I'm glad I was a good room mate. Seeing as how there's no report of me snoring loudly, I guess that answers my "do I snore?" question. Wondered that for a while now actually.

Was good to meet you Coop. You're a nice chap, even if you do ban users when you're on "holiday" :P

You snore a little - nothing as bad as certain women that I've been with, though they tended to sleep a little closer to me :P

Likewise, it was nice you meet you, Dean. You're a good fellow too and BBS moderators are never on holiday, when they have the internet :P

Siam Orchid always has really weird people. Its about as divey as a bar as you'd want. It might be tooo loud for my taste, but it does what it says on the label. Karaoke.

Wish we could find one that was as civilized as the White Swan in London but even that was just a random accident.

Good seeing you as usual

It's a happy coincidence until we find somewhere else to become our traditional karaoke bar!

Good to see you again Luis - a shame that you never got to have some of your birthday cake :(

Can't quite recall weird people last year at the Orchid but then again, I was drunk as shit so I won't remember.

It was great having you as a surprise guest. Certainly made the meet 10x better. :D

10x? Nice. I was glad to have the chance to get up there and see the sights (!)

I'm always glad to be a part of things, it's just that you don't want to put on people to get you there. Hopefully by the next meet, I'll be loaded, have a good job, a good woman and I can make the meet even better, by buying a massive round of drinks for all the meet.

Bahamut's increased attempts at avoiding me were obviously uncalled for and not required btw.

He seemed to think they were required. I just contented myself with not being blocker for him.

You stole my computer?... i dont think i ever saw you in the pc area... i was watching you play that badlands game or what ever it was called while drinking my milkshakes and flavoured spirt + lemonaid drinks... *just in case you muddled me up with someone else.. i was the guy that talked to you about 11am on the saturday moring just outside premier inn and i called you Co-op just to see your pissed face :D... (im lucky i saw your Wi/Ht face hair post otherwise i would have walked right past you again without knowing who you were :P)

Well, I assumed it was you, because I logged into Newgrounds on Steam, your profile name was there as the most recently logged in.

Us moderators, we move like ninja.

And the joke about Co-op doesn't get a rise from me any more... unless it's delivered by Gagsy, but that's a different sort of rise :3

Your cool!

That should be "you're", as it's a contraction of you are.

I can tell you are just some redneck faggot that thinks he is a badass when the only badass on newgrounds is me.

Nice going - we don't like homophobes around here. We hug them though, because it pisses them off.

I am not ThDrkSides alt.

That's not what my sources tell me. Stop denying it and face the facts. You are his alt.

So I take it that it was a sausage fest?

The woman who stole our coats seemed after some sausage, but there were other women there as well. Just not as many as we hoped. Luis was unwilling to put a stripper on the corporate card.

What sources?

Sources available to moderators. You have been caught breaking the rules, at least agree to your bans with a little dignity.

I am thdrkside alt, Vanstriker is not. They are too different people.

It's possible for people to have more than one alt account. Just ask Bahamut.

For super bowl who are you going for?
Giants or Patriots?

I really don't care. Ice Hockey, Baseball and Basketball, I enjoy, but I'd rather have my nuts ground into pate and served back to me on toast than have to watch that "sport"

Thanks anyways

You look much more handsome with short hair :D

mmm dat facial hair