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Coop
You know, I stopped shaving to think of something to write here. That worked out well.

Will Cooper @Coop

Age 41, Male

Author / NG Mod

Old Skool

Vancouver, CANADA

Joined on 4/28/04

Level:
60
Exp Points:
39,210 / 100,000
Exp Rank:
263
Vote Power:
10.00 votes
Rank:
Sup. Commander
Global Rank:
35
Blams:
31,773
Saves:
98,588
B/P Bonus:
60%
Whistle:
Deity
Trophies:
1
Medals:
2,830
Supporter:
1y 1m
Gear:
7

Comments

OMG. someone is surely obsessed with his NG stats!

Yes, I'm more obsessed with stats than anyone else on NG

^ 'Cept me. :P

About obsessed with stats, or jealous of my gold?

My amount of grounds gold, you are jealous of :P

I will defeat you one day, Coop. Mark my words! >:)

Whatever.

Weak

I am weak?! I have strength of stats, strength of mind and strength to overcome this freaking sunburn that I have at the moment.

Fun Fact: If we both continue at the same pace we're currently going, I should pass you in B/P points in about 30 years.

Wow, I'll be still B/Ping at 58. Impressive

To be fair, I give you credits for hanging on long enough to get yourself where you are. Most people here just do not have the determination that you have.

It's not a question of determination, just habit now.

Intriguing. I'm interested as a fellow stat monger to give myself targets or guesses for where I'll be in a years time. I imagine my predictions would be pathetically wrong though. I think even trying to work out a years experience points would go dangerous wrong somehow. I guess ultimately though I don't want to make guesses as anything could change within a year.

What if Coop decides to finish with Newgrounds? D: Parties all around sure but the stats would be at a standstill then!

The one thing I should hope is to get to 150,000 Total Stats. I've got like 126k at the moment and I made 30k in a year (from may 1st 2010 to now). Shouldn't be hard to do then I guess but still AAYTHING COULD HAPPEN.

I've predicted 3,650 points for the past 4-5 years, 3,660 on a leapyear - nothing has gone wrong for me, so why stop now?

Damn, it feels good to outpace the new "obsessed b/p machine" Coop in the weekly b/p update. I have not done that since January 2009.

One week in many - slow and steady wins the race, which I believe I did, in the end.

Okay the thread is not the youngest anymore, but man, I'd rather try to encourage people to change their review habits.

Less reviews is the devise. As someone said recently "Reviews = Comments". That's totally true, and a - in my opinion - even more saddening fact.

Thanks for your attention, have a nice day.

So you want me to write less reviews?

I'm writing lots of reviews, but it's the quality, not the quantity.

*reviewing habits

Nothing's over good languege on your profile, Coop.

*language

Funny, my English boox says languege.

I'd get it checked then - I've been spelling it Language for the better part of 25 years and I've never been corrected to anything else.

Happy to be of help.

Lol Coop. Nice to see you are still on for something, even if it is just because of your fetish for numbers.

Numbers, letters, punctuation - all things that allow me to get my rocks off.

My targets are level 29 and Lieutenant/Captain for this year. So far so good. If I was obsessed like you I'd probably be about level 42 now :(

It's just how you deal with it - make the most of the opportunities that are there, thought the same can be said about life in general, as opposed to solely in stats.

what a virgin

Says someone that's labelled as "13, female". Believe it all you want, It only matters to me about the truth, since I'm not seeing anyone at the moment.

Total Bukkakes we are suppose to give each other
2011 Target: 123,343
Current: 234,3432

Well done good sir. I knew we could do it.

Well, I was a little worried about 6 months in - I thought I'd drowned you that one evening.

Dude you got golden aura, golden weapon, golden BP rank and golden whistle, how can it get better !?

Top ranked for Experience; Top ranked for B/P; 10,000+ Reviews. There are plenty of things still to achieve.

You sure are a high achiver mate, also you know anny way to get my terrible reviews gone?

Unfortunatly i reviewed when i was 13 years and stupid and really want to start that over.

I think that no-one really cares about the reviews you write back in the day. Obviously, you'll end up with more total reviews if you just carry on as you are. People rarely care about how bad you were as a kid - it's also a good way to show people how much better you've become since you signed up.

I mean, just look at some of the shit I used to write :P

You disgust me in the most gentlemanly way possible. You disgust me by slurping your soup.

The most gentlemanly way possible to disgust someone is using the fish fork for one's dessert.

Nevermind ... though they mispelled and called it languege right in the main voc list.

Pffffff ...

*sigh*

Interesting to see, maybe I steal this idea from you, if you allow it, and make something this for my first Newgrounds birthday, your stats are really impressive!

Well, like it says, I've been doing it for 7 years.

Feel free to copy - imitation is a great form of flattery.

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