As a non-practitioner of religion in general (see also Agnostic - I made my mind up, having read the bible, thank you very much), I find it somewhat hypocritical of me to say "Merry Christmas", since I am not a Christian. However, as everyone seems to celebrate something at this time of year, I felt that I should cover one or two of them below:
And of course Bah Humbug!
It's 0023 here at present, so I'll leave you all to it and respond sometime later with what Satan Clause brought me. Night all