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You know, I stopped shaving to think of something to write here. That worked out well.

Will Cooper @Coop

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Make it out to "Coop"

Posted by Coop - October 14th, 2011


As some of you may be aware, I recently entered the Madness Day Lit competition and I had a whale of a time over three separate days writing a piece about Hank pursuing Libyan leader Colonel Muammar Gaddafi through his network of tunnels and eventually out of the North African country. I did my part in the judging, ignoring my own piece and was judged to have written the second best piece, so I won $50 for my efforts.

Spectacular!

As I've just spent over £1,000 on parts, labour and other shit for my car, I've had a small hole in my finances that needs something a little more than Polyfilla to deal with. So, after scraping through the change jar again, I was fortunate enough to get the cheque through the post this very morning. It's quite novel, seeing a Newgrounds own cheque appear on one's doorstep and now it presents the unusual problem of having to see if the bank will allow it to be invested in my account. I've never tried to bank foreign cheques before, let alone cheques that have a cartoon tank as the only logo on them.

Still, I'll be spending this money well, as soon as it gets credited to my account.

Thanks to Tom and the guys.


Comments

:-)

Sadly, it's already been spent :P

^ Too bad. You could have easily invested it for something. :3

I did - maintenance on my car, so that it would pass the MOT and be insured for another year.

You're the coolest mod that's ever banned me.

Sorry, the money has been spent :P

Hey man! I noticed you've left a number of reviews on my submissions and I just wanted to thank you. Like a bunch. haha :DD

The best thanks I can get is in the form of responses :3

because that was really a spam thread right

Well, I banned everyone, because the thread contained Child Pornography. If you're not doing anything like contacting a moderator about it, you deserve to be punished for perpetuating the thread.

Hey Coop!
FUCK YOU!
(;

Hi Sevkat

Wow that's good. Gained $50, used 1000 pounds *ouch that's a shock*
By the way, what kind of spammer is that Sevkat? He's gotta suck a lot.

Yeah, but if they suck right, you can get used to it :3

But I knew that I'd have to spend the £1,000 to keep the car running. It's all academic. I need to find more ways to get people to read my stuff anyway. Winning contests is a great way forward :)

You really did not deserve to win.

What makes you say that? Of those that judged other than myself, I ended up with a score high enough on average to reach 2nd.

I thought that DeftAndEvil deserved to win.

You wound me, Cooper.

A lot of people say that.

At least the ones that live do.

I just found it to simplistic and not that great of an idea.

Well, that's what you thought of it. I can't please everyone.

Aww, beat me to the pun.

Which pun would that be?

Coop = coup

Ah, the whole thing about my Madness piece being a Coup d'etat against Gadaffi, or Hank administering a Coup de grace?

I'd say both.

Coop is graceful, Coop is powerful, Coop is all knowing.

Coop is great.

nice hat :)

Hats - there are two of them ;)

How do internet stats (aka clicking buttons to obtain new pictures on your online profile) have any actual significance to your reality and the aspects relating to it? It seems like alot of people statwhore because they are under the bad illusion that people on this website will base respect off how much stats you have.

TL;DR - Are stats actually that important to you?

Statistics have no bearing on how popular or unpopular I am. The fact that I've been around for a long time and have been a decent member of the community has helped me more.

But I do love statistics, the analysis thereof and the list making that I do. They are an effect, not a cause.

He comes to power via coup and is put out of it courtesy of a Coop-driven Hank. Very fitting, I must say.

A coup d'Etat and a Coop de Grace, if you will.

Ithankyou!