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Coop
You know, I stopped shaving to think of something to write here. That worked out well.

Will Cooper @Coop

Age 41, Male

Author / NG Mod

Old Skool

Vancouver, CANADA

Joined on 4/28/04

Level:
60
Exp Points:
39,210 / 100,000
Exp Rank:
251
Vote Power:
10.00 votes
Rank:
Sup. Commander
Global Rank:
31
Blams:
31,773
Saves:
98,588
B/P Bonus:
60%
Whistle:
Deity
Trophies:
1
Medals:
2,830
Supporter:
1y 1m
Gear:
7

Coop's annual Stat whorage 28th April 2010!

Posted by Coop - April 28th, 2010


Six whole years since we got broadband and I signed up to newgrounds.com. Hoorah! - another year and I'm still here. I've added another string of Moderating to my already rather impressive bow, even if I do say so myself. Anyway, enough joculating about the size of one's e-Penis, let's look at some cold, hard statistics!

Experience:
2010 Target: 21,880
Current: 21,880

Well, as predicted, I gained exactly 3,650 Experience, so next year's target will be the same again and a total of 25,530

Exp Rank
2010 Target: Top 130
Current: 136

Just a little short of the target, but when you're hitting the sharp end of the scale, it's really difficult to rise up that ladder. An average of three ranks per month for 12 months is 36 ranks, so for this year, the target is Top 100

Level
2010 Target: Level 45
Current: Level 45

Ho hum. Perfect depositing leads to pretty damned good predictions :P Level 48 I'll be a few days shy of Level 49 as well.

Blams
2010 Target: 25,000
Current: 24,666

334 short, but with the way that the Blams have fallen off the grid of late, I'm not surprised. I had a great pace for Blams this time last year and was somewhat dismayed not to continue it now. 28,000 Blams is the target, plus a place in the top 50 for those :)

Saves
2010 Target: 50,000
Current: 48,497

Well, I fell short here as well. Possibly because I was trying to get more blams. Still, never mind. I guess I should now aim for 61,000 Saves this time around.

Total B/P
2010 Target: 75,000 B/P
Current: 73,163

A sad day when I cannot make my targets like this, but in hindsight, unless the portal picks up, this will be the way for a while. I'll continue to move towards a sixth figure, but I don't think I can get there within 12 months, sadly. 89,000 B/P will be my somewhat lofty goal, but at an average of around 43 per day, it could be doable.

B/P Rank
2010 Target: Top 25
Current: 21

Well, I couldn't quite catch the inactive bila, but I will over the next few weeks or months. Using Bahamut's latest list, I have estimated that I can reach 14th by the next anniversary

Posts
2010 Target: 17,000
Current: 17,714

Well, getting BBS Moderated helped me out no end here. Lock messages for the win! Not that I've locked that many threads, but sometimes whoring myself out in General is for the best :P 21,000 Posts will be the goal

Flash Reviews
2010 Target: 1,650
Current: 1,662

404 Reviews on the year that stuck! Closing in on a long held goal of mine to reach 1 review per day, but that's going to take a mammoth effort. 2,100 Reviews will be a suitably lofty goal :D

Flash Review Responses
2010 Target: 900
Current: 1,019

Well, I blew that target away after revising my numbers down. I'm still chasing down YoinK for 7th on that list, so I'll give it a shot of climbing. 1,250 is the aggressive goal!

Audio Reviews
2010 Target: 600
Current: 1,047

I fell off the grid early last year and fell out with the hundreds of Audio Review Requests in the RRC this year. Perhaps I'll come back, but I'll set a target of 1,100 Reviews for the total by next year, to see if I decide to make a comeback

Art Reviews
2010 Target: None
Current: 169

Well, a new category joins in. I want to review some art and I'll carry on doing it in the hope it becomes a pentalist stat at some point. I'll set a target of 400 Reviews and we'll see where we go from there.

Total Points
2010 Target: None
Current: 115,454

Right, I never set myself a target for this, but I do want to advance on this scale. 2,000 Per month makes 24,000 on the year, which is roughly where I am, so Bahamut can drive me forward towards a total statistical goal of 139,000 total points. That includes Art reviews in there, so if they aren't added by then, revise that down to 138,500

I feel like celebrating, but I'm in the office today, so won't be able to. Oh well. There's a barbecue this weekend for my best friend's wedding anniversary, so I'll celebrate then.


Comments

Minor typo under "Post" but some pretty challenging goals. Good Luck.

Will anyone ever get 71,000 Posts on Newgrounds? Currently, I doubt it, but Gagsy seems to be someone who is going places with her posts at the moment :P

As for me, I don't think I'll get that far, sadly.

Thanks for the pep talk. I'll give them a shot :D

"Well, as predicted, I gaied exactly 3,650 Experience"

PERRRRRRRRRRFECT!

And another typo

NOT SO PERRRRRRRRRRRRRRFECT! >:(

Fitting you made Entry #36 about stats a certain someone would be proud.

Also, it would take Gags about 5.6 years at her current pace to reach 71k Posts.

Now all we need is Greg to post in here!

And Gagsy to 71,000 posts is ludicrous at that pace.

As a newbie here I sometimes wonder if I'll be on here as long as you and others like you. But anyway, good luck getting higher B/P and level. No doubt you'll be here next year.

One way to find out if you'll be here all that long - wait and see. I used to wonder if I'd ever have as high a level as users like Slightly-Crazy-Dude amongst others. Most of them, I've managed to pass, by outlasting them in depositing. It's possible, you just need to stick at it.

Numbers count you

Whoa man, that's deep.

Why do people bother with this stuff? I get valuing EXP and B/P (I admit, it was added vote power that made me sign up in the first place here), but the rest? What is it about making arbitrary numbers on a website increase / decrease according to whatever your perception of them tells you is the "good" direction?

I mean, you obviously care about it more than most, but why? Is it just fun for you, or am I missing something more general?

When I first started B/Ping, I used to look at the total B/P rankings and I saw fixit there. The broken machine, as he became known. I always wanted to pass him and set that as my long term goal. By the time I passed him, I wasn't even in the top 50 B/Pers, so I decided to plug onwards.

Now it's a matter of pride to see how high I can climb. I do it for the good of the site, but also for the fun of seeing the stats. Maintaining the lists is good fun as well, as I get to share the stats with other people.

you big ol whore you!

I ain't that big - I work out to keep those nasty additional pounds off, dontchaknow?

Damm Coop, when you have a goal in sight; you never let up! I think in addition to your pride, sharing the goals you achieve with fellow statswhore maintains a mutual respect for one another with a few cases of rivalry, heh.

*Toast* Here's to next year bountiful sum!

Thanks man, keeping the goals shared with everyone helps to keep me grounded in the world of stats. I don't want to go thinking that getting to the top of my "profession" is impossible now, do I?

:P

u didnt add ur medal score however.. i am actually impressed by your stats..

Medals score doesn't count for Pentalist Stats.

Neither do Art Reviews, but that will change over time :)

Congrats on level 45.

A little late :P

I'm almost halfway to 46 ;)

22,000 Experience tomorrow, which will make me smile :D

Damn you really contribute to the site/community

Yeah and I really should get around to contributing to your work... I will get the files converted and submitted for your use at some stage, honest!

YUM

Stats someone who enjoys stats almost as much as i do :)

Anyways nice info there coop

~X~

I'm hoping to make my way up the ladder soon. 13th is getting a trifle boring.

Current situation: loaded.

2010 Target : empty.

Well, so long as you're happy.

Please stop banning me

Stop breaking the rules then?

every time u lock my topic george washington, abe lincoln, bill cosby, george carlin, carl sagan, and all of our fore fathers(of america) spin in their grave.

1) Bill Cosby isn't dead.

2) Can we get these spinning dignitaries to produce some sort of electricity, thus ending the world's dependence upon fossil fuels?

Don't try to make this about me

Yeah, you're right - I'm trying to win the "most bans" title from Poozy

Hi Gregoryfox! Woops, wrong person.

Ah, my news post lumbers back to life.